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Old Feb 18, 2006, 03:45 AM // 03:45   #2361
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*drinks beer and shoots ummm... a..... grizzly bear*
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Old Feb 18, 2006, 03:47 AM // 03:47   #2362
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ok ya you started that one lol *drinks beer shots a grizzly bear, 2 times.*
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Old Feb 18, 2006, 03:50 AM // 03:50   #2363
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"Hmmm my desert eagle seems to only anger the grizzly."
*takes out a shotgun, runs up to a grizzly and blows it's head off*

"coooooooooool...."

*drinks beer*
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Old Feb 18, 2006, 03:51 AM // 03:51   #2364
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*Drinks beer, then takes a wizz on the bear*
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Old Feb 18, 2006, 03:56 AM // 03:56   #2365
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it apperas we have another new guy, *takes out gun shoots ghastly in the head, sips beer*
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Old Feb 18, 2006, 03:57 AM // 03:57   #2366
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*dies*

Am i missing something here
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Old Feb 18, 2006, 04:01 AM // 04:01   #2367
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*reses Ghastly and helps him off the floor....






















...then shoots him with a .50 cal rifle
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Old Feb 18, 2006, 04:06 AM // 04:06   #2368
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*shoots ghastly again and again* "yes you are missing something
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Old Feb 18, 2006, 04:16 AM // 04:16   #2369
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Just the welcoming ceremony...

*continues to fire .50 cals into ghastly*

... It also doesn't help that i'm bored
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Old Feb 18, 2006, 04:26 AM // 04:26   #2370
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*shoots a rat*
*THEYRE NOT ALL DONE*
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Old Feb 18, 2006, 04:29 AM // 04:29   #2371
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i never said they're no more rats i just said we also have grizzlys
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Old Feb 18, 2006, 06:02 AM // 06:02   #2372
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*rips off Ghastly leg and beats him with it*
"welcome to the bar"
*shoots pwn in the eye*
*shoots paul in the nuts*
*starts to fight a grizzly hand to hand*
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Old Feb 18, 2006, 07:04 AM // 07:04   #2373
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"Not fair for the grizzly"

*blindfolds dark, ties both arms behind his back and then sends him at the grizzly with only teeth and legs to fight with*

*records fight for sale on payperview*

*offers Ghastly a drink*

*smashes Ghastly's face in when he reaches for the drink*

*swig*
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Old Feb 18, 2006, 07:10 AM // 07:10   #2374
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*rips out grizzlys throut with my teeth*
"ok you guys can untie me now"
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Old Feb 18, 2006, 08:05 AM // 08:05   #2375
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*continues to splash about in the alcohol tub*
*runs out of energy*
*starts to drink the alcohol*
*finishes drinking and leaps out to fight a grizzly bear*
"Try me I'm anything-proof!"
*passes out*
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Old Feb 18, 2006, 02:08 PM // 14:08   #2376
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I dunno about anything proof , but with all the alcohol you've been swimming in and drinking you are proofed for sure.

*Calls Paul & pwnd out to the Veranda to discuss something in relative privacy hands them roasted pig and Labbatt's....." whisper you , you & Nin00 of course mumble mumble whisper mumble?" & "mumble whisper whisper whisper mumble mumble whisper mumble whisper whisper?"

*Goes back to drinking Labbatt's and roasting pigs , shoots a Grizzly dead that thought the pig was for him , starts another BBQ pit for the bear meat (it's really good although a bit on the greasy side , and hard to tell the differance between bear meat and coyote meat)...... jumps back in hottub while the meats roast over the pits....





~translated: " Besides you (in now?" & "Did you guys notice the hotub I had installed out here?"
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Old Feb 18, 2006, 02:25 PM // 14:25   #2377
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*goes out and shoots nur for not giving me any pig or inviting me*
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Old Feb 18, 2006, 02:36 PM // 14:36   #2378
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*drinks beer*
*ummm... shoots a rat and a bear*

If there is something else i would normally do, i do it. I'm just to tired to think of something right now
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Old Feb 18, 2006, 06:31 PM // 18:31   #2379
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*wakes up*
*notices Paul shooting a rat*
"Hey dude don't you get bored of shooting little pests all the time?"
*lobs a bucket at him so it settles on his head*
*takes his gun*
*shoots the top of the bucket several times*
*tehehe*
*dives behind a table and finds two PGGB's*
*drinks*
*passes out again*
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Old Feb 18, 2006, 06:34 PM // 18:34   #2380
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watches Symeon pass out, then unloads Dual Needlers into everything.
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